A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn’t find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish.
Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass.
From the pulpit, he asked loudly, “Anyone got a cock?”
All the men inside the Church stood up!
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says “Hey little girl. What are you doing?”
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?”
